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Two Good Legs
Elber and Yonty were born 7 winters back to
a young grizzly she-bear in Northwestern Montana. Like all such cubs,
they had the odds against them from the first.
Elber was a little darker along the shoulders than Yonty. And both had
the misfit mentality of grizzly cubs the first couple of years. It was a
real wonder that either of them survived, not knowing two things about
fishing, berry hunting or even how to avoid bee stings while robbing
honey. Against all the odds stacked against them, they nevertheless grew
stronger and taller.
The pain was a blazing fire that would not go away.
After a while they were able to leave the momma bear behind. They were
figuring out how and where to fish. They learned how to try and stand
taller and yell louder than the other males whenever they were
confronted. They learned when and where to sleep when winter overtook
them. They figured out where the berries were and how to snatch them
before the humans got to them. They each learned how to scare up a
rabbit and other wild game.
This is not to say they were any smarter, faster, or better at hunting
than other bears their age. They were grizzlies, after all, and
grizzlies are not known for being wise. Grizzlies are known for being
big and strong, for having a bad disposition, and for scaring the crap
out of people who stumble onto them.
Last spring Elber ran into a clearing and surprised a poacher who was
out for moose. Elber was as surprised as the illegal hunter, and so he
just did as he always did when confronted like that, he stood up tall
and yelled really loud. The hunter peed on himself, shot Elber in the
left foot, then threw down the gun and ran for all he was worth. I think
he ran past New York City by now and is still running.
When the noise and gunpowder had cleared the air, Elber was still trying
to understand what had happened. It took a while for him to understand
that his foot was really hurting. At such close range, the rifle bullet
had gone clear through the foot, breaking a couple of small bones in
passing. The pain was a blazing fire that would not go away. Elber
limped down to the stream, in a mood that was dark even for a grizzly.
In the cold mountain water, the bear found a little numbing relief, but
not much.
Yonty did not live or roam anywhere near his brother, Elber. Grizzly
families tend not to hang together a lot. So he didn't know anything
about Elber's run-in with the poacher. But a few days later while he was
crossing a high mountain road, minding his own business, a Jeep came out
of nowhere and ran right into him. It was good for both the bear and the
driver that the road was rough and twisting, I guess. The Jeep was going
a lot slower than it wouldve been on a nice straight road.
Still, the front of the Jeep was messed up pretty bad, the airbag broke
the driver's nose, and Yonty's right leg was fractured. A lot of pain
even for a grizzly bear. More pain than the bear had ever known, in
fact. And the pain was renewed with every step Yonty tried to take.
Still, he managed to mostly drag himself down to the river where the
rainbow trout and steelhead lived.
At the river, Yonty moaned aloud with his pain. He could not tell if the
cold water made anything better or not. But he kept trying it, since it
was all he had. Wading out to a wide, shallow place, he sat down in the
water.
All he could think about was the pain. It really hurt. When he moved, it
hurt. When he sat still, it hurt. If he stood up, it hurt. So he just
sat there and the fish swam way around him, staying clear of those sharp
front claws.
A day or so later, Yonty was laying on the river bank, swiping at fish
now and again. He was hungry. His leg still hurt, but he was getting
used to it, as long as he didnt try to stand or walk. He could not
walk, and running was out of the question, so hunting or moving to a
better fishing spot were not options.
A noise behind him made him look, and there was another grizzly, as big
and angry-looking as he was, except that he had darker markings along
the shoulders. Both bears instinctively rose up and growled really loud,
and then both yelled in pain and bent over quickly.
Elber grabbed his left foot which was shooting fireballs of pain up his
whole left side. The wound was pretty dirty and had swelled up quite a
bit. Yonty rubbed his right leg, which did nothing to make it feel any
better. Both bears tried to stand and yell again, and both bowed down
again right away in pain. They did this several times like some kind of
crazy war dance.
Then they finally recognized each other.
"Hello, Brother." Elber said, sitting on the ground and holding his sore
foot in his forepaws.
"Hi, Elber." Yonty said. "What brings you over to the this part of the
river?"
"On my way to the honey tree in the south valley. I need to get some
honey in this hole in my foot." Elber said. "What's with you? Your leg
hurt?"
"One of those stupid human shiny-things hit me the other day. It still
hurts a lot. Slowing me down." Yonty said.
Elber looked at his brother grizzly and could see that the pain was very
bad. He said, "I know where some bushes are with leaves that will help
that pain. That will get you by until your leg gets better. In fact, the
bushes are not far from the honey tree."
"How do you do that?" Yonty asked. "You always seem to know just where
to find the right stuff for any occasion."
Elber gruffed a smile, still rubbing his left foot. It was true. Elber
did know a lot about some things. He always seemed to run into good
things here and there. And he learned by watching other animals eat this
or that, or do this or that, when they had different needs. It was his
way.
After a bit he said, "Well, why don't you come with me, Brother?"
"I'd like to, Elber. But I can't stand to walk at all." Yonty said. He
hated to admit to his brother that he was that bad off. But why try to
hide it? Yonty was not able to walk.
"Oh, I dont know. Maybe you can," Elber said. "Between us, we still
have two good feet, and two good legs. In the Creator's goodness, He did
not let us both get hurt on the same sides."
And moving over to his brother's right side, Elber reached out and
placed his arm under Yonty's arm, lifting a little. The two brothers
held each other up as best they could and managed to hobble off across
the clearing and over the hill. As they went along, they got better and
better at walking together.
"Hey, Elber, I know a great fishing hole over there, just south of your
honey tree valley." Yonty said.
"Oh yeah?" Elber realized suddenly just how hungry he was. "That sounds
good. How do you always manage to know where the best food is?
"Oh, I know some things." Yonty said, smiling as much as any grizzly
can.
And humming an old bear's tune, the two grizzlies hobbled off into the
afternoon.
©2004 Jim Sutton
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